Savage Land Exotics | Virginia's Premier Genetics Breeder

Cultivar: Drunken Space Monkey

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid Regular Male/Female (Photoperiod)

Lineage: Gelatti F4 × Vanilla Future (VGK) (Lineage Breakdown: [Gelato x Biscotti] F4 × [Vanilla Frosting x Future #1])

Flower Time: ~70-75 days

Stretch: High / Aggressive

Yield: Massive

Aroma: A "heavyweight" cream profile. This cultivar is dominated by a thick, suffocating scent of sweet butter and vanilla bean frosting. As the buds break open, you get "drunken" undertones of fermented fruit and sharp, zesty citrus gas that slices through the daily-heavy base.

Flavor: Like a "boozy" citrus cupcake. The inhale is incredibly smooth with a rich, buttery mouthfeel. The exhale brings a complex blend of "Space" gas (Starfighter influence) and a lingering creamy-lemon aftertaste that stays on the tongue.

Effects: A total "Knock Out" Sativa. Don't let the Sativa dominance fool you-while it provides a soaring, spacey, and euphoric mental "trip," the potency of the Future #1 and the F4 Gelatti work together to deliver a heavy physical blow. It's a "Drunken" high: dizzying, blissful, and extremely powerful.

Structure: Massive Sativa-leaning architecture. These plants grow large and vigorous, throwing out heavy branches that stack with resin-coated, "greasy" flowers. The bag appeal is elite, featuring the tight, frosted-out calyxes of the Gelatti but on a much larger, commercial scale.

Grow Notes: Drunken Space Monkey is a cross of two titans. By using our Humboldt Champion Gelatti F4, we've brought incredible stability and "buttery" terpenes to the explosive growth and potency of the Vanilla Future. This is an easy-to-grow cultivar that thrives with a bit of training (LST/Topping) to manage its Sativa reach. It's a high-performing "Extractors' Goldmine" due to the heavy trichome coverage from its F4 and Future #1 lineage.